Alright, let’s talk about this here… uh… what’s it called? LVL dancin’ floor, yeah, that fancy wood stuff you put down for folks to shake their booties on. You know, like them fellers and gals on TV, twirlin’ and tappin’ their feet. Only this ain’t no ordinary floor, mind you. This here’s the kind you can move around, take it wherever you need it. Handy, ain’t it?

Now, I ain’t no expert, but I reckon a good dancin’ floor gotta be strong, real strong. You don’t want folks fallin’ through, do ya? This LVL stuff, they say it’s tough, can handle all sorts of jumpin’ and stompin’. And it can’t be too slick, neither. Nobody wants to go slippin’ and slidin’ all over the place, breakin’ a hip or somethin’. They call it “slip-resistant,” fancy words for “won’t make you fall on your backside.”

They got all sorts of these floors, you know. Some are for them big fancy dance studios, some are for arenas, and some you can just put down in your own house if you got the space and the itch to dance. Some are even made for them sports fellers, runnin’ and jumpin’ all over the place. They say these here portable floors are real easy to put together, like them puzzle pieces kids play with. You just click ’em and lock ’em, and boom, you got yourself a floor. No need for fancy tools or nothin’, just your own two hands.

• Strong wood is good, it can hold anyone.
• It can’t be too slippery, or someone might get hurt.
• Easy to put together and move around.

Now, when you’re pickin’ out a dancin’ floor, you gotta think about what kind of dancin’ you’ll be doin’. If you’re gonna be doin’ that ballet stuff, all tippy-toes and twirlin’, you need a floor that’s got a little spring to it. And if you’re gonna be doin’ that tap dancin’, you need a floor that’s hard and makes a good sound when you stomp your feet. They got all kinds of wood for these floors too, like maple and oak. Good, strong wood, that’s what you want. And some of them even look like fancy marble, but I reckon that’s just for show. Wood is good enough for me.

I heard tell you can even put these floors down right on top of concrete, but you gotta put somethin’ soft underneath, like them foam pads. That way, it ain’t too hard on your feet and knees. You gotta protect them joints, you know, especially when you gettin’ on in years like me. Dancing is hard work, even if it looks easy. You’re jumpin’ and twirlin’ and movin’ all around, you need a good floor under your feet to keep you safe.

And another thing, most of these floors, they’re black or grey. I guess it’s so the lights don’t bounce off ‘em too much when you’re on stage. Makes it easier for the folks watchin’ to see what’s goin’ on. But me, I like a good old wood color, looks more natural-like. But I guess if you’re fancy and dancin’ on TV, black is the way to go.

So, if you’re lookin’ for a good dancin’ floor, one you can move around and set up wherever you need it, this LVL stuff seems like a good bet. Just make sure it’s strong, ain’t too slippery, and suits the kind of dancin’ you’ll be doin’. And don’t forget that soft stuff to put underneath if you’re puttin’ it on concrete. Your knees will thank ya later. That’s all there is to it, really. Now, go on and dance!