Alright, let’s talk about this here floorin’ stuff, the kind ya can dance on. They call it “laminate dancing plywood portable wooden flooring,” sounds fancy, huh? But it ain’t that complicated, trust me.

First off, ya gotta pick yer wood. Plywood, that’s what they use. Now, don’t go gettin’ all bothered about what kinda wood it is, that ain’t the big deal. What matters is how thick it is. See, if ya live in one of them apartments with folks underneath ya, ya want it thicker, like maybe two fingers thick, ya know? Keeps the stompin’ noise down. If nobody’s gonna complain about the noise, then a little thinner is alright, maybe one finger thick. That’s what they told me, anyway.

Why plywood, ya ask? Well, it’s strong, that’s for sure. And it don’t cost a fortune like some of that fancy hardwood. Them ballroom folks, they like that real hardwood, like maple or oak, but that’s for them rich folks, not us. And let me tell you, dancing on plywood ain’t half bad. It’s got a good feel to it, sturdy like. Ya ain’t gonna go fallin’ through the floor, that’s for sure.

• Now, if ya want somethin’ real nice for a weddin’ or somethin’, they got this white floorin’. Real pretty, it is.
• Or, if ya want somethin’ a bit more… lively, they got this black and white checkered stuff. Looks like a big ol’ chessboard, ya know? Makes things a bit more excitin’.

They make these floors outta strong wood, alright. And they don’t get all warped and messed up if they get a little wet. They’re ¾ inch thick plywood, so they’re pretty tough.

Another good thing about this here plywood floorin’ is that ya can move it around. It comes in these squares, like four feet by four feet, and they fit together like puzzle pieces. Tongue and groove, they call it. So ya can set it up inside, outside, wherever ya want. And if ya don’t need it no more, ya can take it apart and store it away. Can’t do that with a regular floor, can ya?

Now, some folks say that vinyl or Marley floorin’ is the best for dancin’, specially if ya got a real dance studio. But for us regular folks, plywood works just fine. And if ya really want that hardwood feel, well, ya can get that too, but ya gotta be careful, it can be slippery. And ya gotta take care of it, polish it and all that. Too much work for me, I tell ya.

So, there ya have it. Laminate dancing plywood portable wooden flooring, it ain’t as fancy as it sounds, but it gets the job done. It’s strong, it’s easy to set up, and it don’t break the bank. And that’s what matters, right? A good, solid floor for dancin’ the night away. That’s what I reckon, anyways.

Just remember, pick the right thickness, think about where you’re gonna use it, and you’ll be good to go. And if ya got a choice, go for that black and white checkered one. Makes dancin’ a whole lot more fun, I say!

Anyways, that’s all I gotta say about this floorin’ stuff. Hope it helps ya out some. Now, if ya excuse me, I gotta go sweep my own floor. It ain’t fancy, but it’s home.